
So once upon a time there was a girl who was just crazy enough to get herself into trouble and just smart enough to get herself out of it.

She decided that before her friend arrived in town at 12:30 she could squeeze in a quick little morning jaunt to go snorkeling. So she picks a place on the island that looks like nice peninsula, reads somewhere that there's some hotel in that village, and sets out to find her way out there.
Being far too parsimonious, she walks past the taxis and meanders towards the local minibus that bears the name of the destination she desires. For a mere fifty cents she sets off on a 30 minute journey, with all of the other passengers on the bus looking at her like she's a crazy foreigner and asking her, you're really going to that village. Yep, she says with her head held high.
At the end of the tarmac road, the minibus comes to a halt and everyone gets off. Except it doesn't really seem like a village with just a couple of houses around. The girl asks the driver, which way to the hotel in this town? Down that dirt road, then turn right, go a ways, then it's on your left. As she sets out, she walks alongside a local woman who kindly informs her that it's at least 30 minutes by foot to get there.
Suddenly this adventure and the fact that she's walking down this random dirt road doesn't seem like such a great idea. Luckily, just as the dread is setting in, a taxi bumps down the dirt road, carrying a couple of Brits. The girl waves down the taxi, finds out they passengers are also headed to the hotel, and jumps in, thanking the kind villager who had walk a little ways with her.
After a bit, the dirt road splits into three and there's only one sign post, for a place that doesn't bear the name of the hotel. The taxi driver calls someone and somehow decides to take the far right fork in the road. After jostling down the road for a bit, the girl sticks out her head and asks a lone passer-by if this was the way to the hotel. With an affirmative answer, the intrepid carload presses on. After another ten minutes or so, they ask someone else, who also seems to point them towards continuing in the same direction. Considering that the village woman at the beginning had warned of a thirty minute trek by foot, this appeared to be a bit to long. When they stopped at the next small shop, the owner kindly informed them, oh no, it's back in the opposite direction.
Returning where they came from, this crew returned down the bumpy dirt road to find a sign, clearly visable from the opposite direction, pointing to the hotel at the far left fork in that road. Not too far down that way, a luxurious hotel emerged in the tropical forest. The Brits had found their destination, but the girl cleverly said she was coming to investigate future vacation options, got a quick tour of the place, and then high-tailed it, with the taxi driver who had kindly agreed to wait, back towards town to be back in time for the friend. This "snorkeling adventure" turned out to be quite an adventurous way to see the countryside of the island. The direct and safe route back to town for a few dollars with this taxi driver was the smartest thing that girl had done all day.
